The cycle has begun again. Sometimes a year will go by without experiencing it, but the other day I started getting bouts of deja vu again (the feeling that what you are experiencing has happened before). When I get it, I can get pretty light-headed. Afterward I'll have a pretty scetchy memory of the experience. I read that deja vu may have a connection to epilepsy... Weird. Hope I don't have a seizure.

Well, it's been a long time...

My life is a little disorganized right now. I have to find a new job because I got a new boss who has decided not to give me any hours for some reason. There are so many other little problems. So I decided I need to prioritize the most important things.

1. Find a new job.

2. Clean my room.

3. Find a girlfriend or at least try to get laid.

4. Start training MMA again... hardcore!! Like an animal!!

Number one might be solved soon as I have a job interview lined up. Security at a casino! Sounds cool, doesn't it?

My room (# 2) is a gigantic collection of paper and boxes and books. All I need to do, really, is stack them all somewhere (the closet). Then vacuum.

Number 3... Well, I think I've forgotten how to deal with women. That, and I rarely meet any. It's time to change that. I miss having a girlfriend. I know that sounds emo, but I do.

And finally 4. This will be the hardest, but it will be worth it. I've broken to many promises to myself about this. I think if I do all this other stuff first, I'll be prepared to take on intensive of training and the stress and pain that comes from it. I need to deal with my other stress and pain first.

Anyway, that's my situation in life right now. Any words of advice or encouragement are greatly appreciated!

Have a good one,

-Andrew (AKA Dr. Drew)

After three years of injuries and mental blocks, I am finally back to training!! I had my first class of no-gi jiu-jitsu on Thursday and am I ever fuckin' sore. My takedowns were shite (no suprise there) but my guard passing and positioning were pretty good (better than I thought, especially with the spare tire I grew). I did aquire some minor injuries, but nothing serious. Mostly just the nagging muscle pain bothering me now (as expected ...Xp...). I didn't get too tired, but we didn't do anything too cardio-intensive. I'll have to take care of conditioning myself. The jiu-jitsu (and muay thai) classes are in a Gold's Gym, so I also have access to their equipment.

Anyway, enough about my triumphant return to martial arts [lol]. Here is a random stringing together of phrases:

A super-natural sattelite dish soap on a rope-a-dope smoking pole-arm transplant a tree-fort Knox on your door.

This entry brought to you by... Preparation H: When life gives you hemorrhoids, make a soothing ointment to spread around your anus.

Just showing off one of my new icons. I made it myself!

Want some moonajuana!?

...

"No thanks, that's poisonous tire."

I figured out something today. Humans = Evil.

Because money is the root of all evil. Money is money because humans make it that way. Otherwise it's a hunk of metal or a piece of paper with a number on it. Therefore, humans equals evil. Evil only exists because we do. Unless you believe in God, then I suppose evil only exists because of that dude.

Now, I'm not saying we are all evil, of course not. But there is always the capacity in us to perform evil acts.

Damn, isn't philosophy fun?

I put some of my favourite bands into an anagram program and picked my faves. Here they are:

I channel in sin. = Nine Inch Nails
Chipped Hitler spore. = Red Hot Chili Peppers
Rain van. = Nirvana
Fan sodomy stew! = System of a Down
Obese yeti baths. = The Beastie Boys
Zed peen pill. = Led Zeppelin
Nosh toque negates fee! = Queens of the Stone Age

Now for some cartoons:

A queer fortune change. = Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Verboten ether hurts!/Ten over Sherbert Hut./Herb Street vet? Oh, run! = The Venture Brothers
Hi, my drab raven! = Harvey Birdman
See homo vim. = Home Movies

That's all for now. Go back to your lives. Nothing to see here...

I shaved my head and beard the other day... here are the before and after pics:

( Before and after... )

That's all for now. I'll upload the after photo to Facebook now. Bye!

Some viewers may find the following offensive...

Looks like I'm going to have a little time off in the next week or so. So that means RELAXIN' TIME!! Good thing I'm almost over this cold.

So... I got a cell phone. You don't get the number though. HAHA!

Going to see Spiderman 3 on Friday. VENOM!! WOOO!!!

Ok, that's all for now. Maybe I'll do a picture post next time.

Buh bye! ;o)

Just showing off really. Life is going well.

I'm starting to cut back on smoking (regular and wacky tobbacky), as my lungs were starting to feel like crap. Feeling better now...

This is your brain:



This is your brain on drugs:


We will not be taking any questions at this time.

I'm moving to Germany! My bags are packed and I'm ready to go.


I'm leaving on a jet plane.

EDIT: I changed my mind, I'm moving to Sparta.

So I had my first shift at yet another new job. Aheheheh.

This one's pretty cool, another security job. I'm by myself for 12 hours in a (heated!!) construction shack. I go out and patrol the site across the street once an hour, which takes 5 minutes, tops. It's $11/h, so it's not too bad if you ask me. Pretty easy, just have to stay up. I should be able to get into the sleeping pattern pretty easily, though.

Anyway, gotta get reeady to work now, more later... if I feel like it.

Haven't posted in a while... I changed all my icons.

I'll write a proper entry tomorrow.

Bye, for now!

Check this shit out! It's...
( The Simpsons, anime style! )

Here I come Vancouver!!

Happy New Year!!

 I predict good things for myself in 2007. I hope you all do too!

Christmas was superb. I had an awesome time and I got lots of great gifts (Final Fantasy XII, Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Harvey Birdman DVDs, Clothes, even a Warhammer starter set!).

I'll be leaving for Vancouver on Thursday (the 4th) and staying for 5 days. See you then!

Also, Merry Christmas to everyone in a time zone to the east of the one I'm currently in! The rest of you will have to wait until tomrrow!! Hahaha.

PS- Why aren't any of my friends Jewish?

I'm on my way to work soon... Don't know what else to say really. I'm excited about going to Vancouver. I miss you all. Yes, even the ones I don't like. lol

Catch ya' on the flip side.

Talking on a shallow mind
up and down around the wind-

Walking uptown downtown dead
a daunting task awaits ahead-

A head in the clouds
ahead in your mind
a head was found in the Brandywine-

A reference to books of old
a child chasing time
a man in ragged clothing freezing in the cold-

Backwards forwards
upwards down
along a country road
a long time coming
a sound of drumming
a fearful drumming sound-

Talking on a shallow mind
up and down around the wind
a mind to grind
to cure the blind
a god of humankind.